Case of the unsexy: Snoring

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I love the show "Reba." I started watching it a few years ago, and I catch it every now and then still. I snore. I've always known that I snore. What I didn't know was the extent of my snoring. Ah, the things you learn when married. My poor, poor husband. I woke up one morning, fresh-faced and chipper. He, unfortunately, looked disheveled and haggard.

It was at that moment that I realized I snore with a sound which I equate to a chainsaw wielding lumberjack being gargled by a grizzly bear. How unsexy is that? I was so distraught that I Googled products to reduce snoring. Of course there were mixed reviews for inexpensive and expensive products alike. So, aside from trying to fall asleep after him, I guess my sexy will be limited to the daytime.

Wife vs. Linen...Let the ironing begin!

I'll cut to the chase. I lose the linen battle. It's not a small loss. It's one of those painful defeats you like to watch between your fingers. Yeah, it's just that bad.

My husband is always on the move, so I try to do little things to help him out like iron his work clothes. If I was any good at ironing, this wouldn't be that big of a deal. I give it a good try, so he never complains. I even looked up how to iron men's dress shirts on e-how. Those guys really do let you know how to do just about anything.

At any rate, I've greatly improved at ironing dress shirts. My most recent foe: linen pants. Yes, they look dashing. But, how do you really iron these? They laugh in the face of steam. Unfortunately, e-how tells me how to iron pants in general (not linen pants). After several website fails, I stumbled upon an AskMen.com post about linen.

So, you're apparently supposed to iron linen when it's damp. There's something my intuition never would have told me. And it should be ironed not once, but twice (once on each side). Yet again, that's just not something I would've known. Let's make a rule that retailers shouldn't be able to sell linen if they're not going to tell you how to care for it. It just may increase linen sales if you're not angrily ironing the linen garment that you purchased. Who would buy lots of linen garments if they're ferociously frustrated by them?

Are there any other linen tips or tricks? Who am I kidding? I'll take any ironing tips.